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Valentine's Day Jokes

๐Ÿ’– Fun Idea for Valentineโ€™s Day

February 11, 2015

Q: What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?
A: Ughs and kisses!

Q: What do you call a very small Valentine?
A: A Valen-tiny!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Pooch.
Pooch who?
Pooch your arms around me, baby!

Q: What did one sheep say to another on Valentine's Day?
A: I love ewe (you)!

Q: What did the magnet say to the paper clip?
A: I find you attractive!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to be your valentine!

Q: What did one owl say to another on Valentine's Day?
A: "Owl" (I'll) be yours!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like a big kiss?

Q: What did one squirrel say to another on Valentine's Day?
A: I'm nuts about you!

Q: What kind of flower should you never give?
A: Cauliflower!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frank you for being my friend!

Q: What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
A: OUCH!

Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
A: I'm stuck on you!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any chocolates left for me?

Q: What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?
A: Hogs and kisses!

Q: What did one light bulb say to the other?
A: I love you a whole watt (lot)!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you!

Q: What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
A: You're fun to hang around with!

Q: Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
A: Of course! They're very scent-imental!