Score! This Giant Edible Football Will Be Gone By Halftime

🏈 A Yummy Treat for Your Next Game Day

By Kelly Bevan McIlquham, Publisher of Macaroni Kid Berkshires, Mass. September 2, 2019

Football season is here! Whether you're following the local high school team, your favorite college team, Sunday night football, or simply your local PeeWee league, let's be honest: football is really all about the food.

Be it pre-game, during the game, or — for the real diehards — post-game, noshing on snacks is a football staple... and people take their football food very seriously.

One game day last season, my friend entered our house donned in gear sporting our local football team's logo and carrying a plate adorned with... a giant edible football. 

"I'm impressed," I said.

But to my surprise, she took none of the credit, instead pointing to her husband next to her. 

"I didn't make it," she said. "He did." 

Turns out he'd found the giant edible football recipe on Pinterest and decided it was a challenge worth pursuing.

Well, he was right. This giant edible football — really a carefully-crafted giant Jalapeño Popper Cheese Ball — is now our new favorite go-to recipe for football season. 

It is flavorful, addicting, has just the right amount of spice, and is loved by kids and adults alike. Plus, it's a great conversation starter!

Jalapeño Popper Cheese Ball

  • 16 oz. softened cream cheese
  • 8 oz. shredded sharp cheddar cheese
  • 1/4-1/3 cup diced green onion
  • 1/2 cup diced pickled jalapeños (you can add more or less if you'd like)
  • 1/2 teaspoon garlic powder
  • A pinch of salt
  • 3 or 4 slices of bacon (the more bacon the better is the consensus with my family)
  • 2-3 Tablespoons fresh parsley
  • 2-3 fresh jalapeños, chopped and seeded
  • 1/3 cup Panko bread crumbs (optional)
  • 1 slice white cheese (cheddar, mozzarella, or provolone work well)
  • Whatever you'd like for scooping up this deliciousness — pretzels, veggies, and crackers are our favorites!

Chop the bacon into small pieces and cook until crispy. (This was my husband's job. He's all about the bacon in this house.)

While the bacon cooks, blend together the cream cheese, cheddar cheese, half of the green onions, pickled jalapeños, garlic powder, and salt (I used my blender, but you can use a hand blender or simply a sturdy spoon). 

Now place the mixture on a platter or small plate and shape it into a football (as my husband explained it to my daughter, make it look like a football cut in half the long way). 

Chop the fresh jalapeños and combine them with the parsley and the rest of the green onions in a bowl.

Remove the cooked bacon from the pan, saving a little grease. If you choose to use them, add the Panko crumbs to the pan and toast until golden brown.

Mix the crumbs and bacon with the other ingredients in the bowl and then sprinkle over the top of the football. (You might have to push them into the cheese mixture so they stay put.)

Cut the slice of cheese into strips to make laces for the football. 

Now dig in, close your eyes in delicious wonder... and oh yeah, enjoy the game!