Q: What do you call a rabbit that has fleas?
A: Bugs Bunny!
Q: Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
A: Because the chicken had his Easter basket!
Q: What did the Easter Bunny do when he fell into a puddle?
A: He used a hare-dryer to dry off!
Q: How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
A: Regular eggs-ercise!
Q: Is it true that carrots are good for your eyesight?
A: Well, you never see a bunny wearing glasses!
Q: Why did the Easter egg hide?
A: He was a little chicken!
Q: Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
A: It has FOUR rabbit's feet!
Nutta Esau Bunny!
Car go "beep-beep" and run over the Esau Bunnies!
Don't cry! There'll be a nutta Esau Bunny next year!
Q: What does the Easter Bunny think of Macaroni Kid?
A: He says it is egg-cellent!