Q: What do you call a rabbit that has fleas?
A: Bugs Bunny!
Q: Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
A: Because the chicken had his Easter basket!
Q: What did the Easter Bunny do when he fell into a puddle?
A: He used a hare-dryer to dry off!
Q: How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
A: Regular eggs-ercise!
Q: Is it true that carrots are good for your eyesight?
A: Well, you never see a bunny wearing glasses!
Q: Why did the Easter egg hide?
A: He was a little chicken!
Q: Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
A: It has FOUR rabbit's feet!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Esau.
Esau Who?
Esau Bunny!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Nutta.
Nutta who?
Nutta Esau Bunny!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Car go "beep-beep" and run over the Esau Bunnies!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry! There'll be a nutta Esau Bunny next year!
Q: What does the Easter Bunny think of Macaroni Kid?
A: He says it is egg-cellent!
