Easter Jokes that Will CRACK You Up!

🐰 Silly Jokes for Easter that Your Kids Will Love

By Kyrie Collins, Highlands Ranch-Parker-Castle Rock-Lone Tree Publisher March 31, 2021

Q: What do you call a rabbit that has fleas?
A: Bugs Bunny!

Q: Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
A: Because the chicken had his Easter basket!

Q: What did the Easter Bunny do when he fell into a puddle?
A: He used a hare-dryer to dry off!

Q: How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
A: Regular eggs-ercise!

Q: Is it true that carrots are good for your eyesight?
A: Well, you never see a bunny wearing glasses!

Q: Why did the Easter egg hide?
A: He was a little chicken!

Q: Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
A: It has FOUR rabbit's feet!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Esau Who?
Esau Bunny!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Nutta who?
Nutta Esau Bunny!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Cargo who?
Car go "beep-beep" and run over the Esau Bunnies!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Boo who?
Don't cry! There'll be a nutta Esau Bunny next year!

Q: What does the Easter Bunny think of Macaroni Kid?
A: He says it is egg-cellent!